At a special ceremony held at Frilford Heath Golf Club recently, Mr Robert Headon was honoured with the award of the ball-chain and dangler of office on his appointment to the rank of Grand-Master (1st Class) in the Most Venerable Order of Urine Extractors.
Is it really that valuable?
The award was presented by Mr Ken Morris (standing centre) and Mr Bob Thompson (standing right) on behalf of the FHGC Saturday Roll-up in the presence of a number of other substantial figures in the group, including Mr Paul Williams (seated centre) who, like Ken Morris, was looking more substantial even than usual.
Your correspondent regrettably was unable to be present at this auspicious and important ceremonial occasion.
Photos courtesy of Park Lane Mini Associates.